"Um, hang on. I'll be right there." I blurt out apologetically as I slip on my bathrobe.

"Sorry, Colonel. I was in the middle of preparing for today's ceremony."

"It's all right. At ease. I just wanted to discuss possibly..."

"Ay! Cójeme rapido!" I close my eyes as the holo-vid starts itself up again, volume at full blast.

"What's that?"

"I was just...er...reviewing earlier missions," I say, madly pressing the stop button.

"Ay, si, Ahí! Si!"

"Permission to contact you back in a couple of minutes, sir. We appear to be having problems with our computers." I'm still pushing the stop button, but the damn thing won't turn off, it just keeps getting louder.

"Si! SI!"

"Sure, we can just talk about it when you get here. No worry. Adiós capitán." I could swear I heard a snicker under her breath.

"Eres mi puta!" Then both characters on the vid scream their releases, the sound of their climax making my ears ring.

I cover my head with my arms and bellow, "FRAYNE!"

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