I can't do it. I feel like I'll explode if I keep this up. I fall face first onto the couch and wail. God, I hate acting like this.

Frayne coughs. "Um, on the bright side, I, uh, fixed the weight training program in the fitness facility."

I turn my head so I see him with one eye. "Really?"

"Yeah. It's been updated too. More effective, the package said."

"The package, right." If I can't do it the right way, I'll exercise this out.

"I'm...going to the fitness facility." I walk out the door and take a left, heading that way.

"Uh, Maha?" Linaeve again. I sigh.

"What now?"

"Just thought you might want to, um...suit up. Might be difficult to lift weights without, well, without pants, and maybe a bra?"

I notice that I'm still wearing my bathrobe.
"Yeah, right," I say. And keep walking.

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